Enjoy the video and hopefully the British accent is not too difficult for you, dear hearers!

Transcript:

Police Officer 1:        Well, spot a bother up at Elroy farm. Old Arthur Webbley has been clipping hedgerows that don’t belong to him.

Police Officer 2:        Yes, sir.

Police Officer 1:        That’s it.

Police Officer 2:        Yes, sir. (Music) Why do we need the dog?

Police Officer 3:        It’s not the dog we need.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 2:        Right. What did he say?

Police Officer 3:        …..gibberish….

Police Officer 2:        What did he say?

Police Officer 4:        He said, an hedge is an hedge. He only chopped it down b’cause it blocked his view. What’s people been moaning about?

Police Officer 2:        Right. Look, I appreciate your position, Mr. Webbley, but you can’t go around chopping down other people’s hedges without permission.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 3:        …..gibberish….

Police Officer 4:        Yes, I suppose.

Police Officer 2:        Thank you.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 3:        …..gibberish….

Police Officer 4:        It’s alright.

Police Officer 2:        Mr. Webbley, I trust you have a licence for that firearm.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 3:        …..gibberish….

Police Officer 4:        He does for this one.

Police Officer 2:        What do you mean by “this one”?

Police Officer 4:        We have the power of grey skull.

Police Officer 2:        Where on earth did you get these?

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 4:        He found them.

Police Officer 2:        And what is this?

Police Officer 4:        Sea mine.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 2:        Well, Mr. Webbley, this is an extremely dangerous collection. It’s a wonder why nobody’s been hurt before.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

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Police Officer 5:        De…what?

Police Officer 2:        No, apparently it’s been deactivated over.

Old Arthur:                …..gibberish….

Police Officer 2:        It’s not live.

Police Officer 4:        It looks live.

Police Officer 5:        Alright.